It was distilled in 2008, matured fully for 14 years in a refill sherry butt, and bottled with just over four degrees reduction to a nice round 60%.  

Please do not try to guess the true name of this distillery, seriously, we beg you, you will find it extremely ard to do.  

Anyway, we hope you enjoy this outrageously delicious whisky. If you do not, the fault lies with you, the consumer, not with us.  

This whisky tastes like British exceptionalism wrapped bacon and buried in a croft for 1000 years. Please enjoy it like an American libertarian with an extraordinarily laborious point to prove.